Should I Listen to this Guy?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/carolyn-dean-md-nd/coffee-addition-how-to-na_b_688861.html

(Running tomorrow morning will make me feel less guilty, and so will drinking more water. I'm trying to cut my coffee to one small mug each morning, made at home. This way when I'm student teaching my stomach won't be strange and I won't feel jazzed up more than necessary)

AND

this is hilarious:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/24/westboro-church-protest-a_n_692827.html